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The Shoe On The Other Foot

"It's unfair to label Greeley as the poster child for immigration issues."

That opening line to yet another anonymous lib Trib editorial was the latest whine from the paper who doesn't like to suffer the consequences of it's own opinions.  The Trib was complaining about Tom Tancredo's invitation of socialist Nancy Pelosi to a May "diversity celebration" in Greeley.

But wasn't it the Trib that loved Tommy Selders when he was soft and fuzzy on the immigration issues?  Wasn't it the Trib that didn't report on the damage Muslim Somalis did in the local packing plant?  Wasn't it the Trib that found all of the liberal, globalist, minority whiny-butt complainers to interview when Swift was raided and a bunch of illegals rounded up?  Yup.  That was the Trib.  And now when Greeley becomes known for it's illegal immigrant problem, due partly to their own press coverage of the situation, they don't like it.

This is exactly how the socialists and liberals operate.  First, they tell you how they want the world to fail.  Then, when it fails, they whine and blame it on someone else who is actually trying to fix things.  They demand money or attack people speaking the truth, by calling them unfair or unjust.  Listen, Trib.  You helped create the problem with your liberal views.  When you change, Sam Hill and others will notice.  Until then, all you are is a part of the socialist, Obamunist machine that perpetuates problems.  Get off your high horse and fix the city.  Maybe then you will be taken seriously.  Until then, all you are is good comedy.

Weekend Games Roundup

This weekend was an eventful one for those not watching college basketball, Tiger Woods or NASCAR (and no, Extreme Trailer Racing hasn't made it to the USA, yet.  Watch here if you are curious.).  The big games were in Washington D.C. where the Obamunists took over U.S. Auto manufacturing.  AIG?  A socialist company.  Banking?  Run by the government.  (And several Colorado banks are still in jeopardy.  What's up with that?  Sam Hill thought everything was rosy now that Obama kissed the owie on the national knee with his messianic lips of healing and awe.)  Now it's the auto industry that is run by Obama and his socialistic cronies.  The impostor-in-chief even fired GM's leader while we entertained ourselves to death.

In the meantime, local conservatives can look to RINO Repubs like Jerke, Eckersley-Williams, Norton and Norton, and their allies for leadership.  Oh, wait!  Did I say leadership?  Sam Hill would turn to anyone but these folks for leadership, since they are merely following socialists and democrats as a cheap imitation.  It's like buying a generic cologne that loses it's scent in 20 minutes or so.  No, conservatives don't trust these folks.  They want real leaders who won't waver in the face of communism, and who will embrace social and economic conservatism as their life-blood.  Obama has defined socialism in the USA, and he's turning the stomachs of conservatives in this region.  They are preparing to put up true conservative candidates who will take America back in the next wave of elections.  The pendulum is starting to swing in a conservative direction at last.

Trib Moralizes Again

After telling Senator Renfroe and Mayor Ed that they overstepped their bounds on various issues, the Lib Trib has done it again.  It has editorialized itself into moral territory by telling the Obamunists that they need to address illegal immigration.  They say "it's time."

Sam Hill's question is "why now?"  And why because of the Tribby-poo?  Did mental Mike get a fresh revelation?  Is Zeke dead?  How about the long-distance editor in chief?  Is he feeling particularly moral these days?  Or is it because the lib Trib wants a lib answer while the Obamunists are in power?  That's most like the answer.  You will notice they didn't particularly like conservatives answers when Bush was in power.

Sam Hill has a solution that won't demand one, single new law.  Enforce the laws we have!  Send them back!  Run them out!  Guard the borders.  Support U.S. Sovereignty.  Now there's a novel concept.  We could do it, too.  But of course the Trib wouldn't like it because it wasn't their moral idea.

Markey Votes Against Northern Colorado Water

Democratic Obamunist Betsey Markey has actually voted against the people who elected her!  Markey voted for the Omnibus Public Lands Management Act, which protects even more land in the Colorado wilderness.  However, the bill also jeopardizes the Big Thompson water project and could cut off a major supply of Northern Colorado water.

In the bill, the environment trumps use of water by Coloradoans.  If a rockslide were to occur in the "protected area" that blocks water flow the Federal government may not allow it to be cleared.  Maintenance work to the water project could be hindered or stopped, and if it's deemed the water being moved to the Eastern slope is a problem, it could either be cut back or cut off.  Any one of these problems could jeopardize the water used by several hundred thousand people in Northeast Colorado.

So far Markey has voted to tax us more than any other representative we have had.  She has now threatened our water supply and betrayed all of House District 4.  She has been unfriendly to the needs of farmers and ranchers.  Markey is bringing change, all right.  But she could also bring water rationing to a faucet near you.

What's The Difference?

Have you ever wondered what a terrorist looked like?  Basically, a terrorist is someone who sows terror against America and it's prosperity because they hate our way of life.  They hate the Christian God, our guns, our free-market economy and our independence.  So, they will use any means necessary to destroy that.

You will notice I did NOT show you a picture of a masked man carrying a machine gun.  Not all terrorists operate that way.  Sometimes, they are elected president of the United States by a gullible and stupid society....

Nightmare In Greeley

Former Congressman Tom Tancredo has invited California socialist Nancy Pee-losi to come to Greeley in early May.  His premise?  He wants to show her how illegals impact a community in a negative way.

Sam Hill thinks Nancy Pee-losi really doesn't care.  She's on the Obamunist, socialist train and thinks the world is one global community.  Greeley doesn't want another idiot in their midst, no matter what her title.  Trancredo, don't give her respect she doesn't deserve.  She's a shrill, liberal huckster.  Let her fly over the state as she leaves her trail of destruction between California and D.C.

District 6 Does What?

Weld County District 6 schools approved several issues that will increase your taxes in their latest budget.  Among these "needs" is the improvement to "wireless internet service" in all District 6 schools.  Since when is this a need?  And with more than a million dollars in tax increases, you can bet they aren't paying for it; you are.

When does government start to cut back on spending?  When do they decrease headcounts and dollars?  When do they cut away chunks of stuff common people can't afford?  When you and I get angry enough to challenge them, they will start to listen.  It's your money that's teaching politically correct garbage to students that often don't really care.

Sam Hill has some ideas that will change education.  First, get the government out of it, and let the locals set curriculum and determine spending.  Second, teach in English.  Only!  Third, let some kids know that if they don't get their sorry butts in line, they will spend their lives picking veggies for a living.  Fourth, increase teacher pay, especially those who don't subscribe to union graft.  Fifth, cut administrators by 50 percent or more.  Flunk students.  Fire non-performing school employees.  Promote home schooling, private schools, and other educational avenues that are actually doing things well!  Close every cultural rat-trap that promotes Obamunism.  Ask yourself why District 6 needs more money to continue failing.  Maybe you can see clearly to come up with some answers yourselves.

Weekend Of Good, Bad And Ugly

It's been a weekend of good, bad and ugly news.  Complete Colorado website is running a story that indicates Weld County D.A. Ken Buck is considering a run for Senator.  With a track record of going after crime and illegals, he's probably the leading contender in Sam Hill's mind.  Getting one of these bed wetting socialists out of office and putting a law-abiding citizen in place would be a good thing.

Then there's the bad news.  The Colorado Republican party reelected loser and complete teletubby Dick Waddles, er Wadhams back to his chairmanship.  Can't they do better than an overstuffed lib?  He's out of touch with conservatives and likes it that way.  If the Repubs want true change they need to start acting like it, and now!

Then there was the ugly.  The Lib Trib ugly, that is.  They are still in print, still moralizing, and still stupid.  In the meantime life went on for you and me.  But remember.  These three people (or papers) have an impact on our lives.  If we don't want higher taxes, more stupidity, and less freedom we need to start to make our individual voices heard.  Welcome back to Monday.

Naughty, Naughty Mayor Ed

The Lib Trib is probably congratulating itself on how it put out a "fair and unbiased" story about Mayor Ed's comments wishing they would go away.  However, if you read the story their liberal bias shines.  First, every comment made about Mayor Ed is negative.  Second, nearly every comment Amy Oliver makes while interviewing him is also portrayed as negative.

But the biggest issue is the material the Lib Trib conveniently omitted from the article.  Mayor Ed criticized the editorial committee of the Trib for hiding behind anonymity.  That wasn't written in the article.  He also criticized Randy Bangert for living in Eaton and acting like a noble change agent in Greeley (while he himself isn't willing to live here).  Strange as it may seem, that was omitted, too.  Those Lib Trib readers who think they got the whole truth have been hoodwinked once again by Bangert's biased boys.  What idiots!

This is what liberals call fair journalism, and it fools a great number of sheeple.  But it didn't fool you, nor did it fool Sam Hill.  This is the reason the Lib Trib has to raise rates and is struggling.  And they still don't get it.  Blind, biased and stupid.  At least here you know Sam Hill has a bias for truth.  Now spin that!

The Trib Gets The Truth

A tip of the hat to a Greeley Report reader for this story.

Denver's 9 News recently quoted Greeley Mayor Ed Clark with this comment about the Greeley Tribune.  Clark said, "I love this town, and I only want the best for Greeley, and I only want the worst for the Tribune.  I hope they fold.  (The Greeley Tribune) is probably one of the worst detractors from our community."

Hmmm.  Perhaps Mayor Ed is a Greeley Report reader, too.  That's what Sam Hill has been saying for a long time, now.  It's fun when the libs are turning on the spit instead of the conservatives.  Let's see them try to spin this one.

Nice Job!

Greeley Report readers and a great number of other patriots across America have attacked Obama's attempt to slam-dunk oppression on us.  And because of people like you, this battle has been won.  Nice job!

Under Obama's leadership (because the buck stops with him as he is fond of saying), the department of defense had cut off recycling shell casings for ammunition.  These are frequently resold to businesses who reuse them and sell them to American citizens.  Obama was trying to cut this off, but after an outcry that included two Democratic state senators from Montana and a Republican Colorado rep, he backed off.

Obama also dropped his attempt to force wounded American soldiers to pay for their own medical benefits.  You rose up and challenged him with calls, e-mails and faxes.  You also called your congressional leaders.  Folks, they fear you.

This should show you that you do have the power.  Just stay informed, keep your congressional leaders' phone numbers handy, and make sure you are tracking how they vote, what they say, and who they are.  You have the power.  Stay informed with Greeley Report and other sites like it.  And use your power to slam evil.  Again, nice job!

The Wheels On The Bus Go 'Round

Sam Hill has a report from the Rio, where today Citizen Jerke unveiled his plan to revitalize the Republican party locally and better articulate it's values.  Basically, it's a bunch of "Pelosi" (which you can find in any cattle stall nearby).  A quote from the 1950's best sums up the so-called "progress" being made at the Rio.  Here it is.

"We trained hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we would be reorganized.  Presumably the plans for our employment were being changed.  I was to learn later in life that, perhaps because we are so good at organizing, we tend as a nation to meet any new situation by organizing, and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization."
Charlton Ogburn, pp32-33, Harper's Magazine, January, 1957

You're Going To Pay More

The Dem-craps have slam dunked 173 new pages of oil and gas regulations on the state.  This will soon be implemented and kill the industry that is #2 in Weld County.  Tax revenues will plunge as a result.  The libs (with assistance from RINO Republicans like Don Marostica) have also broken the Colorado State constitution by raising fees and money for education, car licenses and other things.

Is your income going down?  Well, your taxes are bound to go up.  Have you ever seen a government fee go down?  No.  Have you ever seen a government employee laid off?  Of course not.  So, you and I will be paying through the nose because we bought the lie that government was going to "help us."  Weld County will be slammed by fresh taxes here soon.  And the democratic version of "Jaws" is just getting underway.

Obamunists Cutting Off Ammo Supply

You were warned.  Under Imposter-In-Chief Obama the Department of Defense is cutting off reselling once-used shell casings to other companies.  The casings will be destroyed instead.  Not only does this reduce their value to scrap and decrease their value, it cuts off supplies of .223 and .308 rounds of ammunition that are needed by American hunters and freedom-lovers.

CALL YOUR CONGRESSMEN AND WOMEN!  Attack this policy!  Sam Hill believes that Lord Obama's death star politics are carefully planned.  He hates freedom and wants communism with he and his cronies in control.  We could talk about his complete hypocrisy, friendships (such as Bill Ayers who was in Colorado today supporting fellow communist Ward Churchill), and whether all his spending will really help things.  But one thing is sure.  These moves are not the act of a random, disorganized program.  They are planned.  He's moving against you and your freedoms.  The restlessness in the military and the communities of the United States are having an effect and he knows it.

Call your congressional leaders.  Join a solid gun/firearms organization (NOT the NRA!).  Rocky Mountain Gun Owners, Wyoming Gun Owners, Gun Owners of America are some of those.  Oh!  And prepare to lock and load.  You have been warned time and time again.  Now it's time for you to stand up and prepare.  The government lockdown of your freedoms is underway.

Islamic Sharia In Northern Colorado

Thanks to a tip from a faithful Greeley Report reader Sam Hill has learned that local Greeley banks are meeting with Muslims to see how they can implement Sharia loans in Northern Colorado.  Ask your banker if they are planning to do this.  Sam Hill will be asking, and will pull all of his business out of the bank that is doing this.  Sam also plans to expose banks that are catering to these terrorists.  If you have information as to banks, names and other information please comment to this article.  Sam's cohorts will follow up with those people.

You may not think this is a problem.  However, this video clip (Click here) explains how terrorists are using local banks to finance war against America.  Furthermore, Sam finds it absolutely disgusting that banks would give Muslims zero percent loans (yes, zero!) because of their religion.  This is unconstitutional and just plain wrong, but the bankers are hungry for Muslim money in their banks.  Wake up, Northern Colorado!  Sam warned you last week.  Jihad has come to Greeley, operating underground.  What are you going to do about it?

She's A Man

Justin Zapata was living a sexually promiscuous lifestyle in Greeley, Colorado.  In fact, Justin decided he was a woman, started calling himself "Angie," and seduced other men while posing as a woman.  Allen Andrade was charmed by Justin's wiles, but didn't know Justin was a man until the clothes came off and the lights burned dimly one night.  Andrade killed Justin in a fit of rage over the discovery.

However, there's a problem.  Today's politically correct world calls Justin a "transgendered" person.  Therefore, there's a battle in the courtroom over what to call him.  Journalists are told to refer to the person by the sex of the dress and lifestyle the person adopted.  Therefore, according to politically correct journalistic standards, Justin should be "Angie the she."  Justin's family called him "Angie," and referred to "her" even though "she" was their son.  Now, the prosecutors of the case are referring to Justin as a "she," too.  Perhaps they are politically correct.  Perhaps they are hoping the killing of a "poor, defenseless woman" (who was seducing a man and dragging him off for a night of promiscuous transgendered sex) will sway the jury.  In any case, it's really truth that is on trial.

Greeley Report speaks the truth.  What is it?  First, there is a murder involved here.  It's man against man.  One man swindled another one.  There is also the revelation of the sordid, filthy side of sexual perversion known as homosexuality.  Studies show they live promiscuous lives, have more sex partners than heterosexual counterparts, die earlier, and are involved in more sordid sexual acts.  Let justice play out.  But don't use semantics to hide the truth.  Justin was never "Angie."  He was just a pervert in a dress, seducing someone else.

Muslim Loans On The Way

Muslim loans are now available in the state of Minnesota for Muslims only.  Nobody will state whether these loans came out of bailout money.  All that is known is that these loans are in compliance with Islamic Sharia law.  Muslims are forbidden to pay interest.  Consequently, many either rent homes or pay cash for them.  However, a Somali Muslim has now become the first person in the U.S. to receive one of the new no-interest (yes, you heard right) Islamic loans.

Sam Hill wants to know where his zero-percent interest loan is.  He checked with a local pastor and discovered that paying interest is against Jewish and Christian standards, too!  What if we push for that here in America?  Will there also be Buddhist loans, Hindu loans and nature worship loans?  Quite frankly, Sam doesn't care as long as he is entitled to a zero percent loan himself.

It seems a lending institution that cannot discriminate against race, sex, ethnicity or religion (according to U.S. Government standards) should now provide zero percent loans to everyone.  What do you think?  Are you in?  Are you prepared to protest over preferential treatment given to one religion over another?  It sounds unconstitutional to me.  Unless we are now playing with the constitution.  Gimme my loan!

Markey Undermines Colorado Agriculture

To those of you who voted for liberal Representative Betsey Markey, you share in the blame for her actions.  First, she supported impostor-Obama's multi-billion gift to their socialist friends (at your expense).  Now she has inserted specific wording into legislation that weakens Colorado water rights and attacks the water Colorado farmers and ranchers need in her own district!

Sam Hill warned you during the election season that things like this would happen, but you didn't listen.  You voted for Markey over Musgrave.  Snarky Markey has been mentored by fellow socialist Ken (big hat, no cattle) Salazar, and joins fellow liberals like Gov. Ritter in gutting agricultural freedoms here in Colorado.  Markey said that she was for agriculture, but now that she's been elected we discover she's a liar.  Surprise, surprise!

Send Markey a bag of sand, and tell her to eat it.  If she keeps introducing legislation like this, that's all that will be left of Eastern Colorado.  Remember that, next time you go to the grocery store, or you may join her in the meal.

Those Quirky Liberals

Recent commenters have tried to guess the identity of Sam Hill and Greeley Report.  Sam has laughed over this, because it has revealed several inherent weaknesses in liberal thought.  First, the comments and guesses have been way off target, just like liberals usually are.  Second, the commenter has limited his or her comments to those he or she knows (and just like in real life, there are a great many more conservatives and independent thinkers than liberals realize).  And third, the comments are small-sighted and more yappy than a neighbor's chihuahua.  Again, this sounds like a liberal ways of communicating (which is more like your worst date from hell, instead of that incredible someone you would love to spend life with).

Sam wishes to thank liberal readers for their occasional dose of humor.  Keep reading.  By this time next year Ritter, Obama, Markey and all the liberal hucksters in office will have done more of their high crimes and misdemeanors.  Reality will have set in.  Even some liberals (who aren't complete idiots) will begin to see truth.  Sam will make more sense to you by then.  And perhaps by then your views will be expanded, as well as your mind.

Undo Green Guilt

Listen, O free-thinking American.  Have you been naughty lately?  Have you drank your latte from a styrofoam cup?  Have you driven by yourself in your gas guzzling SUV?  Have you laughed (gasp) at an environmentally correct joke?  If so, there are a few steps you can take to ensure you are in compliance with the liberals.

First, follow Obama's pattern.  The impostor-in-chief knows how to throw a party these days.  He and Michelle have not created a more "green" house.  Instead, they have been seen partying with the best of them.  So, my friend, party with abandon.  It sure helps the libs to salve their guilt.

Second, consider your carbon footprint.  Is it less than Michael Moore or hypocrite at large Al Gore's?  They both travel in luxury planes, consume enough for several starving Africans, and live in lavish homes.  If your carbon footprint is less than theirs, you are following the liberal example.  Pat yourself on the back, and drive that SUV.

Third, think about your death.  Yes, death.  You see, the enviro-wackos hate the American way of dying.  The embalming process is too toxic and dangerous.  Chemicals, concrete, tractors and fabric are used in creating coffins, casings, and burial sites.  (Never mind the fact that they also protect water supplies, help purify surrounding areas and so forth.)  Then there's cremation.  Horrors!  Cremation releases toxins into the air from your body.  You should at least buy carbon credits in advance.  You should also have your teeth donated to a toxic waste site so that the mercury and lead from your fillings won't contaminate the ecosystem any further while they are incinerated!

Do you find this to be crazy?  Yes, yes, Sam Hill thought so.  Try getting a permit through the local authorities to be buried in a hand-dug, shallow grave, wrapped in an environmentally friendly shroud, and see how far you get.  But that is the most enviro-correct way to do your final deed.  But is it the best way?  Probably not, unless you care more about Bambi than your neighbor.

Quite frankly, you and I are probably doing a better job of saving the environment than most of the liberals.  They just don't want to tell you that.  If they can keep you guilty, they can stay in control.  It sounds like a strategy, doesn't it.  Think about this next time you sip your latte, in your SUV, while you purchase your funeral package.  And ask about the enviro-special with it's huge surcharge while you are there.

Some Things Are Selling Well

Over the weekend Sam Hill did a little snooping and a little shopping.  First he turned on a few of the talking head news programs that discussed imposter-Obama's actions during the first couple months of his media-assisted coup.  Conservative response was generally lukewarm as though people were afraid to confront the death-star policies now in place.  And the media and the libs were slobbering all over themselves, blaming Bush and talking about how Obama was taking "bold steps" that needed to be given time.  It was a huge display of stupidity.  Apparently it's selling well, but he turned back to cartoons pretty quickly.

Later, Sam Hill did a little grocery shopping.  (He wanted to add a few canned goods to his pantry in case Obama's policies continue in their present direction.)   Of course he needed to stock up on a few other essentials as well, so he visited sporting goods to pick up some ammunition for one of his constitutionally correct firearms.  What he found was amazing.  The ammunition shelves were nearly bare, completely sold out.  He enquired further and found this was not an isolated example.

This weekend Sam has visited several websites and stores, and all of them are experiencing ammunition shortages.  While the useful idiots in news media are telling us that Obama is the new messiah (with a capitol "M"), there are a lot of folks that just aren't buying their stuff.  Instead, they are buying something else.  Some things are selling well these days, and it isn't just Obama crap.

Lib Trib Hosts Idiot Forum

Yesterday the Lib Trib spent a full page of newsprint and effort recording reactions to Senator Scott Renfroe's recent comments during debate whether to give sodomite partners the same medical rights as spouses for state employees.  Greeley Report has weighed in on this issue, but yesterday's commentary in the Libune was simply amazing!  After the pro-lib, pro-sodomite newspaper told Renfroe to keep his views at home on moral values, they violated their own standards.

At the bottom of the page there was a large article written by one of the most liberal, Bible doubting and issue-twisting ministers in the region.  His position?  Why it was pro-sodomite, of course, and completely inaccurate at that.  The Trib didn't select a conservative pastor to write a column.  Instead, they chose one of their own; a socialist cloaked in Jesus Christ.

Folks, this behavior will probably continue.  And this is why you now have a choice for news and commentary from the free and liberty-oriented side of things in Greeley Report.  We point out the hypocrisy and spin.  We also share the way things ought to be.  This next week, please do two things.  Contact Senator Renfroe and thank him for his bold leadership.  And call the Trib and chastise them for their two-faced viewpoints.  It will make you feel better.  And it will get you into the habit of doing something for the cause of good, solid values.  Oh, and if the Trib is still wondering what happened to the Rocky Mountain News, stay tuned.  There are more conservative icebergs out there for the Libby's, just like the News discovered.

Ken Buck, Senator?

The news website Complete Colorado is reporting that Weld County District Attorney Ken Buck is considering a run for state senate.  Although Buck himself hasn't said much about this issue, Sam Hill thinks it might be a good idea.  Remember, it's Buck who is actually trying to run illegals out of this area and clean up various issues of crime and corruption.  That type of a mindset might fare well in Washington, D.C.  Besides, Buck prints up a mighty fine t-shirt.

There may be those who will rant against this opinion.  Go ahead.  But while you are ranting, be sure to provide a gutsy, gun-toting, fire-breathing conservative in his place.  Our two state senators at this time are both liberal pantywaists who deserve of early retirements from public service.  Buck just might be the guy to help that movement along.  At this point Sam Hill is looking at any way possible to create at least 5-600 layoffs....of our elected officials....in Washington, D.C.  It's time for fresh change, and not the type that impostor-in-chief Obama has presented to us.  Go Buck, go!

Something Is Wrong

Something is wrong.  Terribly wrong!  Watch This And Understand

Lincoln And Obama Are Very Much Alike

This, from a Greeley Report reader.

Lincoln placed his hand on his Bible for his inauguration.  Obama used the same Bible.

Lincoln came from Illinois.  Obama comes from Illinois.

Lincoln served in the Illinois legislature.  Obama served in the Illinois legislature.

Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President.  Obama had very little experience before becoming President.

Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.  Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.

Lincoln was a skinny lawyer.  Obama is a skinny lawyer.

Lincoln was a Republican.  Obama is a skinny lawyer.

Lincoln was highly respected.  Obama is a skinny lawyer.

Lincoln was born in the United States.  Obama is a skinny lawyer.

Lincoln was called Honest Abe.  Obama is a skinny lawyer.