This note is from a regular Greeley Report reader, with a bit of commentary at the end.
Barack Obama walks into the bank to cash a check. "Good morning, Ma'am," he greets the cashier, "could you please cash this check for me?"
"It would be my pleasure, sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the president of the United States of America!"
"Yes, sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc, I must insist on seeing ID."
"Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
"I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
"I am urging you please to cash this check."
"Ok, this is what we can do Mr. President: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot, making the tennis ball land in my cup. With that spectacular shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the president of the United States?"
Obama stands there thinking and finally says, "Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing I'm good at."
"Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"
The serious point is that Obama couldn't open a bank account with the documents he has provided to the United States. His social security number is flagged by e-Verify as fraudulent, his supposed birth certificate is photoshopped, his private life is held under lock and key (and kept there by paying attorneys more than $2 million, to date), his Aunt and his Drunkle are both illegals, and he has surrounded himself with thugs that want to slam America into being a part of the global-socialist cabal. We need to do more than throw him out of the bank. He needs to have Immigration visit his office and demand to see proof of citizenship, or they should deport him.